Gideon's Dreams Part, Whatever.
In this week's adventure, I was working for a zoo and a group of Komodo dragons escaped. Myself and a group of people dressed like the hunter guy from the first Jurassic Park movie take to the surrounding jungle to get them back. (Yes, the zoo was apparently in the middle of a jungle.)
We take a large river boat that resembles a theme park attraction and come to a meadow that leads to an abandoned city. Busted out, crumbling brick buildings with broken windows as far as the eye can see. And in the distance, running off, are our komodo dragons.
So we gear up with tranq guns and take off on foot to catch them. But they're faster than us and soon lose us. We keep trekking through the abandoned city in search of our quarry where we come upon a building where we realize they've congregated.
Only, they're talking.
When we peak into the building, we realize that the komodo dragons have met up with other komodo dragons. Only now, they've transformed into K Pop stars, and are talking angrily of their oppression at the hands of the zoo keepers.
One of us bumps into something on the side of the building and they know we're there.
So the group of rebellious were-K Pop stars run around the building and chase after us.
We run, firing back tranq darts at the angry K Pop stars. K Pop stars with poisonous teeth and claws that can run faster than a normal person.
I get cornered somewhere near the boat and tackled to the ground when I wake up in the still of the night, swearing never to eat whatever I did before bed again...
